This morning, Mom made me buckwheat pancakes.
I pretended to eat them, but I really just threw them on the floor.
The I gave Mom a sarcastic clap to throw her off the trail.
This picture was taken five minutes after I hit my chin,
busted my bottom lip on my tooth and really bled for the first time.
I'm no wimp. I barely even cried.
Then, Mom and I went to the party store to buy decorations for my second first birthday party.
Do these hats make my head look big?
Hey, look over there!
That creepy, deflated Mini Mouse balloon is following us around the store!